So EB and I were waxing philosophical about the ramifications of Domino's pizza carrying green chili's on their list of available toppings in our market. While I'm usually a pizza snob (by usually I mean on pay day) I couldn't pass up the chance to try the new and improved Domino's pizza, especially not when the special was going to give me 2 medium 2 topping pizzas for a whopping 12 bucks. My friend EB covered the tip and we dined on pizza with fruit punch.

Our air was punctuated by a mist of something someone claimed was Maui Wowie or some other spelling derivative. It was heady and fun, mellow, a bit stoney but not in a paranoid stupid way, just kinda dopey. The pizza's were bacon and green chili's over barbecue sauce, and pepperoni and 1/2 mushroom, 1/2 green chilies.

So I thought that the bacon and green chilies was going to be the best thing ever, and it was. The combination with the barbecue sauce created a spicy, garlicky, sweet sort of flavor. Uniquely, I almost forgot that I was eating a six dollar pizza. It really tasted that good. Perhaps it was the cannabis, though I'm not one for hyperbole. It was really tasty, you would agree with me if you like swine. For the swine hater, and those who prefer not to eat meat, try the barbecue sauce with chilies and your other favorite items. You probably won't hate it. If you do hate it you're a communist. And I mean that in the polite way.

The pepperoni and green chilies were decent, but I really stopped caring quickly as their new and improved regular sauce is pretty blah. It's spicier than it used to be, but in a really basic and simple way. It still tastes like cheap tomato sauce, and you get what you pay for. The cheese didn't suck, and the crust is so much improved that I wish I could just order some crust and eat it. It tastes a lot like breadsticks, and that's probably how it was inspired.

EB says that the Mushroom and Pepperoni is amazing. At this point I'm convinced that the Maui is channeling something extremely special, but her appreciation of the crispness of the pepperoni on top (POT) was extremely specific, so I suppose this really made her taste buds happy. She enjoyed everything, but the barbecue sauce, bacon, and green chilies pizza broke the mold and kicked tons of ass for the night. It is "highly" recommended dining.